If you could time travel, when would you go? Maybe go back to ancient Turkey to see the construction of Gobekli Tepe to really stick it to those archaeology nerds at work? Would you travel back to the 1830’s to see what the climate was like before mass industrialization? How about yesterday to see where you left your right earbud. Whatever choice you would make, chances are pretty good you’d be goin gin blind. That’s why the training offered at Time Travel camp is so essential for children whose future selves end up hurtling through time like so many captains America.
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch.
Featuring the vocal Talents of:
Jared McDaris as Mac and Z.
Hanna Blazer as Sid and Switch.
Kat Evans as Ace and Baron.
Audio editing by Ansel Burch.
The SRD theme song was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
Is it still a God complex if you literally create life and control it’s every action? The answer is yes and if you needed that clarification then we have good news! For centuries parents developing manias have found solace in sending their children into the woods to be supervised mostly by slightly older kids. Today this mostly takes the form of summer camp. In this episode of Camp Placeholder some of the Gods, who definitely have complexes, have sent some of their tykes for a developmentally interesting time that you are not going to want to miss.
Written and Directed by Ansel Burch.
Kim Fukawa as Jauns.
Julia Williams as Berria.
Kat Evans as Uuden/ Head Counselor Seshat.
Jared McDaris as Hermes/ Camper.
Audio edited by Ansel Burch.
The SRD theme was written and performed by Arne Parrott.
It’s no secret that school is hard. Getting ready for school is hard too. The camp by the lake is helping the best they can by hosting a summer retreat for kids who are serious about getting into their college of choice. Will they be able to survive the rigor and have a good time? Find out in this kooky episode!
Written and directed by Kat Evans
Photo credit to iNDie Grant Productions
Music by Sam Locke
Karolyn Blake as Courtney
Rachel Granda-Gluski as Edna Mae
Ellen DeSitter as Jessie and Annie
Pearl Paramadilok as Deena
Ben McCauley as Bobby
Kamron Palmer as Jimmy
Kat Evans as Marigold
Ansel Burch as Kim and Counselor Montessori
Jared McDaris as Head counselor
Sam Locke as Counselor Locke
Sound design by Ansel Burch
Writing assisted by Sarah Bowden
“Where do they find these weirdos?” every camper has asked since the beginning of camps. Here with an answer is Camp Placeholder. The camp on the lake has changed its face again and this time it’s producing counselors for all the other niche’ summer retreats that the world has produced.
Written and Directed by Ben McCauley
Music by Sam Locke
Ansel Burch as Camp Counselor Camp Head Counselor Champ Townsellor
Julia Williams as Nowhere Nora
Karolyn Blake as Spector
Kamron Palmer as Dusty
Kat Evans as Trig
Sam Locke as Blade
Sound editor: Ansel Burch
Writing Assisted by Sarah Bowden
Looks like we’ve got a mystery on our hands! Join is in a summer bus ride to the tree filled, lakeside summer camp where anything can happen. It’s mystery camp time so grab your magnifying glass and follow the trail of footprints to your play button for this new episode!
Written and Dircted by Michael Jachowicz
Music by Dacey Arashiba
Kat Evans as Head Counselor Drew
Michael Jachowicz as Groundskeeper Hardy
Rachel Granda-Gluski as Agatha
Ansel Burch as Fred
Karolyn Blake as Jessica
Dacey Arashiba as Librarian
Sound design by Ansel Burch
Camp Placeholder, the grass scented, raccoon infested haven of youth. In this episode, the hero helpers of tomorrow invade the camp by the lake and prepare for lives of standing nobly beside the great heroes of the world, adjacent to glory. Maybe this summer will be different though? Is this the summer where it all goes differently?
Written and Directed by Kat Evans and Kamron Palmer
Music by Arne Parrott
Kamron Palmer as Head Counselor Wolf Pup
Kat Evans as Nugget
Karolyn Blake as Jackal
Nate Buursma as Frisbee
Ansel Burch as Counselor Megaphone, Reggie and Announcer
Rachel Granda Gluski as Jungle Baby and the Zippy,
Ben McCauley as Counselor Intel
Sound edited by Ansel Burch
Frag some aggro spam and config your most 1337 h4x0r gamer tags for a trip to Camp Placeholder, the mecca for adolescent pixel pirates in the greater tri-state area. In this teenage tale, our heroes learn the lines between virtual and reality.
Written and Directed by Kamron Palmer
Sound design by Ansel Burch and Noah Ginex
Music by Sam Locke
Pirate - Kamron Palmer
Ffej - Ben McCauley
Zil - Ellen DeSitter
Xx - Karolyn Blake
Counselor CutesyWutesyBear - Adam McAleavey
SaddleWagon - Rachel Granda-Gluski
ChefHardeeBoyz - Ansel Burch
PotatoMassacre - Sam Locke
420BlazeIt6969 - Kelly Opalko